Setting the Record Straight on Coldplay

I would like to clarify the situation with regards to Coldplay. They are easily one of the worst bands that has gone platinum with a record, nevermind three. Chris Martin's falsetto howling is particularly painful to listen to. Hearing him squawk around on the song 'Fix You' is one of the most excruciating experiences of my life. If Coldplay got rid of Chris Martin, they might be a semi-decent band. As it is, they are one of the worst of the mainstream bands, and easily one of the top-three most overrated (competing heavily with Red Hot Chili Peppers and James Blunt for first place).

However, there are three songs Coldplay has that are actually good, one of which qualifies as great. In order, they are:

1. The Scientist - unbelievable song. Did they really write this, or is it a cover? Very simple rhythm and chorus, revolving around the tonic and dominant chords. The best songs are simple rhythms carefully put together to generate emotion and meaning.
2. Yellow - yes, their breakout hit. A good song, contemplative but with lots of drive and energy, especially when performed live.
3. Everything's Not Lost - decent song, good guitar riff in the rhythm.

Yes, this means that 'Clocks' is not a good song, 'Speed of Sound' is not a good song, 'Trouble' it not a good song, etc. etc. I didn't forget any of those songs, I remember them and don't think they are any good.